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Registration date : 2006-08-22

PostSubject: Signs that Childhood is Over   Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:57 am

*Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore.

*Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.

*The average 10-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.

*Being bad is no longer cool.

*You have friends who have kids.

*Saturday mornings are for sleeping.

*You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.

*Your parents' jokes are now funny.

*You once said, "What-chu talkin' 'bout Willis?"

*You have owned, and since disowned, Michael Jackson's "Thriller."

*You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, cuz mom is not there to do your laundry anymore.

*Naps are good.

*You once deemed Space Invaders as "The best game ever."

*When things go wrong, you can't just yell, "Do-over!"

*You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.

*You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.

*You want clothes for Christmas.

*You don't want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums.

*You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the counter with the bald spot, and then realize it's a shot of you from behind.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
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