Do you deserve in-law compensation?

Finally something worth sueing for!

I can just see it now, and give me my money you crazy !!!

I think Jared should sue! We could pay our house down!

Wouldn't Jared have to divorce you first?

Did it say that was required?

Ginnifer wrote:

Did it say that was required?

The woman was divorced at the time of the lawsuit...not sure it that classifies it as a requirement or not.

Probably not. It probably means she was afraid of offending her husband or something.

Brian wrote:

Finally something worth sueing for!

I can just see it now, and give me my money you crazy !!!

LOL, go ahead Brian.... try it.... you'll get the kids AND the goats!! :

I also want your Home/Garden Client list to cover the court costs!

Brian wrote:

I also want your Home/Garden Client list to cover the court costs!

DONE!!

and you can also get the spa guest list too.... does this mean that the next party is at your house?

Nope, I'm going to sell the list on Ebay, I'll also put a Mother Mary water mark on the paper and sell the list for twice as much!
There is no money at my house, therefore no need for a party.

Brian wrote:

Nope, I'm going to sell the list on Ebay, I'll also put a Mother Mary water mark on the paper and sell the list for twice as much!
There is no money at my house, therefore no need for a party.

But you are there Bri and you are the only reason we need to have a party...... besides, I have been noticing that your lips need a little plumping and you have bags under your eyes. Now Geedge has some product for you and really fun games!! So what time can we be there? Besides... look at all the perks! Your name will go in for a drawing for a Vera somebody hand bag!!

The bag would look great on Brian's arm but back to the original topic. I CAN sue ~ for 32 years of fear, mental anguish, lack of self esteem & so on. Oh the millions! I'm rolling in it now!!!!

Linda wrote:

The bag would look great on Brian's arm but back to the original topic. I CAN sue ~ for 32 years of fear, mental anguish, lack of self esteem & so on. Oh the millions! I'm rolling in it now!!!!

and THEN, she can take US to Disney Land!!!!

Ginnifer wrote:

Linda wrote:

The bag would look great on Brian's arm but back to the original topic. I CAN sue ~ for 32 years of fear, mental anguish, lack of self esteem & so on. Oh the millions! I'm rolling in it now!!!!

and THEN, she can take US to Disney Land!!!!

greedy little golddigger

Forget Disney Land... I want some free products to get rid of them bags I just found out I have.

Brian wrote:

Forget Disney Land... I want some free products to get rid of them bags I just found out I have.

and from the looks of your avatar there, you could also use some chin firming cream...............

Looks at DMIL's avatar... oh dear, the side effects of all the products needed would kill the entire family!

Brian wrote:

Looks at DMIL's avatar... oh dear, the side effects of all the products needed would kill the entire family!

hey... YOU could use some big hair and my marvelous slimming fishsuit....

I do think you need to be divorced before you sue the MIL, otherwise it's a restraining order instead of a civil suit. I don't think I'd mind that one either tho in my case.

I don't think Mom should sue Dad either, he'd just countersue for losses accrued to Ebay and he might wind up on the winning side. Or at least he'd gain posession of the "very valuable" watering can collection I have rusting around the yard and on the porches.

Litigation is our life!

Jig wrote:

I do think you need to be divorced before you sue the MIL, otherwise it's a restraining order instead of a civil suit. I don't think I'd mind that one either tho in my case.

I don't think Mom should sue Dad either, he'd just countersue for losses accrued to Ebay and he might wind up on the winning side. Or at least he'd gain posession of the "very valuable" watering can collection I have rusting around the yard and on the porches.

Litigation is our life!

Well Jared, it IS your yard, so why aren't YOU taking care of that very valuable watering can collection?

That above drippingly sarcastic quote should be attributed to moi`... not KT