Things to ponder

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?


If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

tree surgeons......um

Gavin wrote:

tree surgeons......um

Well, trees need care too you know! I dunno, baffled me too. Maybe this is referring to the guys that take off limbs?

speaking of wich on like...umm what was it? i think tuesday i saw a carving of an old man face in this huge oak tree...really neat.

Was it a carving, or was it a set of those stick on face things? One of the houses I drive past everyday has a set......looks like it's carved into the tree, but really just some type of stick on thingys. I think they look neat.

nah its like IN the tree...a huge chunk carved out. would be a neat pic actually. btw i think you can use Jedi's in any context

sounds cool....you should post a pic.