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PostSubject: Amusing Camp Story   Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:38 pm

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.



Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"



"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."



"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.



The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"



"You dumber than dirt. Someone stole the tent."
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PostSubject: Re: Amusing Camp Story   Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:02 pm

Although funny, who exactly is tonto and Lone Ranger?

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PostSubject: Re: Amusing Camp Story   Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:09 pm

Brian wrote:
Although funny, who exactly is tonto and Lone Ranger?

Trying to prove that you aren't old? Wink

Funny joke!

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PostSubject: Re: Amusing Camp Story   Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:23 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Amusing Camp Story   Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:22 pm

ummm... who IS tonto???

But yes, funny joke.
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PostSubject: Re: Amusing Camp Story   Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:18 am

Jesse wrote:
ummm... who IS tonto???


That would be the Lone Ranger's Indian sidekick. Did no one else ever watch old westerns?!?!?!

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PostSubject: Re: Amusing Camp Story   Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:13 am

Yes, i did. My dad was old so i got to watch all the oldie but goodies...lol
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PostSubject: Re: Amusing Camp Story   Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:24 pm

Yeesh. I don't even watch old westerns and *I* know who Tonto and the LR are. Get a clue, Jess!
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PostSubject: Re: Amusing Camp Story   Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:54 pm

What's up with Jesse bashing??? This is like your 6th post Ginny!

What have I done??
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PostSubject: Re: Amusing Camp Story   Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:45 pm

Nothing personal. You're just seeming to be an easy target, perhaps? Sides. You dish, you get dished!

Or maybe it's cuz you have curly hair!

No, I think it was just that first thing, and the fact that I was ornery yesterday... Here ....


I LOVE JESSICA! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Better?
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PostSubject: Re: Amusing Camp Story   Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:10 pm

How can I dish? I've hardly talked to anyone lately and barely been checking in on the forum.

If anything I've been getting along with folks lately.

Well I just don't have time for ornery.. my life is to AAAGGGGHHHH right now.
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