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Relyt
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PostSubject: Southern Security   Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:17 pm

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
magazine and your NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back
in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part
in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."
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PostSubject: Re: Southern Security   Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:41 am

Good one.
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