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PostSubject: Bill Clinton   Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:14 am

BASEBALL SEASON IS NEARLY HERE....

Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service agents directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head.

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it!

Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the people want." With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill you! You @#$!&&&&&&&&*%$%**!!!..

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.

Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing his agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Mr. President, Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first "Pitch".

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PostSubject: Re: Bill Clinton   Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:18 pm

lol! Laughing lol! Laughing lol! Laughing

Love it!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Bill Clinton   Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:37 pm

so-so... i've heard better
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PostSubject: Re: Bill Clinton   Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:48 pm

It just seems to apply better today than it did when he was prez.
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PostSubject: Re: Bill Clinton   Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:55 pm

I agree Jess, the poop joke was much funnier. But its still funny none the less.

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PostSubject: Re: Bill Clinton   Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:13 pm

I wasn't going to bring the poop joke up again... but yeah, that was way funnier... hardly anything can compare these days.
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