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PostSubject: funny   Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:32 pm

These r actual writtings found on Tombstones!

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York
Born 1903 - Died 1941

Looked up the elevator shaft to
see if the car was on the way down
It was.

In a Thurmond, Maryland cemetery

Here lies an Atheist.
All dressed up
and no place to go

In a London, England cemetery

Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
December 8, 1767

In Ribbesford, England cemetery

Anna Wallace:
The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna.
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the devil sent him Anna.

In a Ruidoso, New Mexico cemetery:

Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon me for not rising.

In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

In a Silver City, Nevada cemetery:

Here lays The Kid.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.

A lawyer's epitaph in England:

Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.

John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England

Reader, if cash thou art in want of any,
Dig 6 feet deep; And thou wilt find a Penny

In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:

On the 22nd of June,
Jonathan Fiddle went out of tune.

Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont

Here lies the body of Anna
Done to death by a banana.
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,
But the skin of the thing that made her go.

On a grave from the 1880's in Nantucket,

Under the sod and under the trees,
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod.
Pease shelled out and went to God.

In a cemetery in England:

Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, you soon will be
Prepare yourself and follow me.

To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:

To follow you I'll not consent,
Until I know which way you went.
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PostSubject: Re: funny   Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:23 pm

i've read those before. Cute, though. Smile
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