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PostSubject: AMusing bumper stickers   Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:08 am

I love animals, they taste great.

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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PostSubject: Re: AMusing bumper stickers   Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:08 am

All generalizations are false, including this one.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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PostSubject: Re: AMusing bumper stickers   Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:39 am

"Illiterate? Write for free help."
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PostSubject: Re: AMusing bumper stickers   Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:07 am

If you can't read this, get closer. Tailgating is Illegal

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PostSubject: Re: AMusing bumper stickers   Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:15 pm

"Cat the other white meat"
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PostSubject: Re: AMusing bumper stickers   Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:44 pm

" Squirrels natures little speed bumps"
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PostSubject: Re: AMusing bumper stickers   Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:20 pm

Relyt wrote:
" Squirrels natures little speed bumps"

I save you buddie!

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